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长岛蒙托克角发现怪兽尸体
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近日,有目击者称长岛蒙托克角海岸出现怪兽死尸,并在网上上传了照片,美国gawker和boingboing两大网站进行了报道,同时引发了网友热烈讨论。有网友怀疑这是基因变异、物种杂交的产物,更有许多网友表示难以置信,怀疑是PS所为。Gawker的专栏作家幽默地称这是某次病毒性营销的一个宣传噱头。

Gawker原文及网友趣评如下:

This is an actual monster, some sort of rodent-like creature with a dinosaur beak. A tipster says that there is "a government animal testing facility very close by in Long Island," but unless the government is trying to design horrible Montauk monsters that will eat IEDs and fart fire at bad Iraqis, we're not sure why they would create such an unthinkable beast. Our guess is that it's viral marketing for something. Ali Lohan's new album perhaps.

这真的是怪兽,有点像啮齿动物,但长着恐龙一样的嘴巴。爆料者称,“政府在这附近有一个动物试验基地”。但是,除非咱们的政府想要培育出一种蒙托克怪兽,口吞炮弹去攻击“坏蛋”伊拉克……要不然,还真是想不通为什么他们要制造出这么一个怪物来。我们猜这个东西跟某种病毒性营销有关系,也许是Ali Lohan的新专辑。

ext212: THAT IS NOT a real animal! Cmon!
ext212:拜托!不是真动物!

ph7: Um. That's a turtle, without its shell.
ph7:厄……是只没了壳的大龟。

SuperConnie: When plastic surgery goes wrong....
SuperConnie:整形手术失败的产物……

JacquesPaysan: I ate one of those things once. They don't taste bad.
JacquesPaysan:我吃过这玩意,味道还不错。

BGGA: best. diet. ever. I'll just print this out and stick it to the refrigerator door. there is no possible way I can eat my lunch now that I've seen this. What the f**k is that? Suppressing urge to vomit...

BGGA:这个玩意是最好的减肥药啦。我把它打印出来贴在了冰箱门上。看到这个东西我就咽不下去饭了。这到底是个啥?看得我快吐了。

Ascender: Are we sure that's not from here?

你们确定这张照片不是这里来的?>>>[www.worth1000.com]

meechybee: Thanks. Something else to fuel my insomnia...

meechybee: 还好啦还好啦,还有更让我睡不着的……

某网友:I know at least 10 artists in my studio building alone who could have made that. photoshop, scuplture...

then again, maybe we underestimate the amount of genetic mutations crawling around our planet.

某网友:我的工作室里都至少能找出十个人会用photoshop或者雕塑弄出这么个东西来……

不过,也许我们真的低估了有多少基因变异的产物在我们的星球上爬来爬去……

Cragsavage:Forevermore, when a child's dog dies...

...and they ask 'Daddy, where did Wuffles go?'...

they should be shown this picture.

That should shut them up for a few years.

Cragsavage:以后,小孩的狗死了,他们不停地问大人狗狗去哪儿了……就给他们看这张照片,保证从此闭嘴。

小编:这个怪兽究竟是个什么东西?欢迎留言分享你的想法。





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